It sucks that the only device that works spreads germs. Will humanity ever find a hand drying method that not only dries hands but is also safe?

But I thought all the piss sterilizes them.

I mean sure, but!

... It trains everyone to make the silly nyaa anime catgirl poses with our arms and hands.

Checkmate.

All air dryers are trash, always have been.

Paper towels can be recycled

I kinda got that sense from the moment that “AirBlade” sprayed all my germy hand water up into my face

UV kills the germs. They should install lamps. Added bonus everybody gets tan hands.

I can't fathom how those dyson piece of shit blade hand dryers were chosen at so many places instead of like a Columbia Vortex.

Those nasty ass dysons near guarantee you touch the inside of them, all while misting water back up towards your face.