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[–] satanmat 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda …

PRINCESS DIANA reportedly voted for the abolition of the monarchy when taking part in a TV poll in front of Prince William, a royal biography claims.

From https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1368458/princess-diana-news-prince-william-abolition-monarchy-prince-charles-spt

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean they divorced, and according to some people the royal family killed her, so their so their relationship wasn't seamless at the end.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Prince William was her son. Monarchies are inbred, sure, but not Alabama inbred.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ramesses II and his daughters have entered the chat…

Relevant 30 Rock

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 2 weeks ago

huh, my shitty poetry course that covered Shelley's Ozymandias never mentioned that was Ramesses II. this makes a hell of a lot more sense than what my teacher thought.

[–] peopleproblems 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pharoahs were a different sort of ruler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Habsburg enter the room

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

She was his mother. And they weren't in Alabama so I doubt they were in a relationship.

[–] alexc 19 points 2 weeks ago

She clearly knew what she was talking about

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just imagine her staring directly into his eyes as she slots the ballot in a box, while he just repeats "Mum! No! Bad! Don't do it! Mum! No!"

Basically the exact thing that happens as your cat decides the potted plant must be relocated to the floor from the counter top.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

So? I also would do that in front of him and flip him the bird at the same time 😎