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[–] gofsckyourself 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thank the good fucking lord that "FUCK" was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.

Here's some more fucking pixels for you cunts.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.

[–] Omgpwnies 11 points 3 months ago
[–] WereCat 14 points 3 months ago

Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?

[–] Duamerthrax 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] misterdoctor 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ

[–] Duamerthrax 6 points 3 months ago
[–] rustydomino 7 points 3 months ago

Absolute chad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

doomguy trimps off a slope, flies past frodo at mach 20 snatching the ring from him, continues flying straight to mount doom and drops the ring in, then pulls a sick ballista combo to vaporize sauron's tower before he even has time to react