Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by BeatTakeshi to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt

[–] PunnyName 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On*

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flashes the neuralyzer

That’s what I said

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"I never saw one eating popcorn!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, I think it's heavenly!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It has space for improvement

[–] saltesc 2 points 2 months ago

The puns are getting Messier.

[–] BeatTakeshi 8 points 2 months ago

Reads like a title of NotTheOrion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would not recommend Orion's belt, three stars.

[–] BeatTakeshi 2 points 2 months ago

Still better than the solar system