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It’s so hot in Arizona, doctors are treating a spike of patients who were burned by falling on the ground (www.cnn.com)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arizona is our "floor is lava" theme park

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The floor is not supposed to be actual lava!

[–] kescusay 10 points 1 year ago

[–] postmateDumbass 6 points 1 year ago

Low bid is low bid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hottest july in history. #JustClimateChangeThings