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[–] [email protected] 6 points 29 minutes ago

As a man, I have never been "proud" to be a man, I mostly feel ambivalent about it, it is who I am, I'd rather be proud about my actions than my gender.

[–] peetabix 15 points 1 hour ago

He's proud fucking men. Good for him.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 hours ago

Some people would have just cut their hair to give the societal cue about their gender, but I give this guy credit for making a special pronoun vest instead of conforming.

[–] whostosay 4 points 2 hours ago

Are we gonna run right passed/past (I'll never get it) this motherfuckers surrender flag holster?

[–] littlewonder 20 points 3 hours ago

New drag king fit just dropped:

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

According to the handkerchief code, he's a bottom that gives handies

[–] Agent641 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I used to wear a black kerchief around my left wrist when I was hiking, for wiping sweat and washing face, TIL I'm a strong SM top when I'm on the trails. Not quite sure what that means but I'm willing to learn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Do you need a hiking buddy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Agent641 5 points 59 minutes ago

Always! I can even carry some of your stuff, I'm quite strong and experienced!

[–] IzzyJ 2 points 1 hour ago

It means you're a dom

[–] FlexibleToast 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

His vest says he's proud of fukin' males. So, that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I think being bottom is about getting fucked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

The door on the closet this guy is trapped in is shaking on its hinges...

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

That's a very complicated way to spell "insecurity".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago

No. As pointed out elsewhere; check the handkerchief.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

These idiots take other people being proud of who they are as a personal attack against males. I debate if it's insecurity or ego to think it's all about them. You can be proud to be male, it's just kind of dickish since society has literally never cared about you being male.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I do find it quite weird when people claim to be proud of something for which they did nothing to achieve it. Like, his shirt literally says that he was born male. I guess, he did manage to get successfully born, so uh good job?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

It's a last resort.

Nationality, race, sex all are things that can't be taken away from you. Even the lowest of the low lives still can look down on mexicans, blacks, women because at least he's not that!

Attacking these last resorts by making them not matter, is an attack on the flimsy sense of self worth these people have. You can't be proud to be a man if it doesn't matter that you're a man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve never been prouder of that time I rolled 2 dice and got 12. A breathtaking, crowning achievement where all my years of hard work or education or whatever paid off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago

You should now lecture others (who can't even afford to buy 2 dice) how you did it and they can do it, too.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 hour ago

They WERE 20-sided, though..

[–] schnapsman 1 points 1 second ago

In a hyper-individuelistic society where everyone is constantly being compared and judged, the feeling that you're better than everyone else brings incredible relief. Of course the concept of being better than others is deeply flawed but you never learned to question these things. So how do you achieve the feeling? Study hard, lift others around you, save your money. Sure, but that takes years, and it's hard work. So what if you're inherently better than others-- that solves it. Race, language, gender, nationaliry.. All things that cost you no effort. There's another shortcut to these feelings. All you have to do to in order to become better than most of the population and get into to heaven is say that you believe the Bible. That's it. Just gotta say you believe it and you're in the club. Zero effort, all the dopamine. Supporting some sports team. Buying a particular car. Using what you buy to signal to others something about you. Bumper stickers, adding a ribbon to your profile picture, posting some cringe on LinkedIn, attention seeking on your birthday.. All attempts to showcase how excellent you are with minimal effort.

So if your entire sense of self worth is based on attributes about you which you were either born with or cost you no effort, you'll want to support anyone who places importance on those things. Nationality, consumerism, race, gender, religion, etc.

[–] inv3r510n 33 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Fukin

What a fucking pussy he can’t even spell fuck out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

He tried his best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Also the abbreviate is Fucken' or Fuckin" the Fuck is left unaltered

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You're not a man until you've had a man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

There was that meme that I read that I can't remember but paraphrasing.

How straight people will never ever be 100% confident they're straight. But if you sex a person of the same gender and don't like it, only then can you with no uncertainty, be 100% confident you're straight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

What if you did that and kinda liked it, but the uncertainty is still there? Asking for myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Even then it might have been the wrong person. I never felt attracted to another man so far but how can I be really 100% (!!!) sure there is not 'the one' out there unless I meet them all? :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

ah yes the ye ol' adage does proclaim as such:
You are what you eat! ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

So I am a three Turkey sandwiches and six cans of Mt. Dew code red on this day.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I bet this male has never interacted with a left leaning person his entire life and is just wildly swinging.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much"

"The ~~lady~~ male doth protest too much"

Edit:
if people don't like this comment in context to the post I'm willing to take it down

[–] pivot_root 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

It might be easier for people to understand the context if you quoted more of the original image, like

The "proud fuckin' male" doth protest too much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

ah totally fair, I'll do this next time

Thanks!🤗

[–] UmeU 1 points 1 hour ago

I doth hath no fukin idea what you two are talking about

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

I guess this guy doesn't like to get misgendered

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I question the fuckin' part. Don't think he's getting laid.

[–] Sidhean 1 points 48 minutes ago

fukin', even. Fuin'!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically this man is very very gay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, the shirt does say that he's fucking male...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Actually, it says he's "fukin'" male. Lol