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If each spiders paid 0.1% of rent and utilities how many spiders would you let in? (hilariouschaos.com)

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The kind of spiders is based on the species you most commonly find in your living space now. Each spider will have its own personality but, will largely behave a normal spiders in a environment they feel safe, with that said if for example you let it get to cold there will do something about it.

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[–] Vinny_93 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

If they pay part of the mortgage and utilities and taxes 0.1% is actually quite a bit.

So the most common spider inside is nothing to really be afraid about, mostly they're so tiny they'll be the size of ants. I probably wouldn't even really notice 10 of them.

Now if you would've said the largest spider to frequent your house I would say 0. Get those big ass hairy longleg fast fuckers as far away from me as possible. Eratigena atrica is what they call it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I agree haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

2,000, with the remaining money I rent another flat without spiders

[–] ExtraMedicated 4 points 3 months ago

Jumping spiders can stay for free.

[–] Jumi 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I decide where they live?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

yes

[–] grue 2 points 3 months ago

In that case, 1 million spiders, but they'd all stay inside a box in my crawlspace.

[–] Jumi 1 points 3 months ago

Alright, then I'll take 20-30 for my small apartment.

[–] Ostrakon 1 points 3 months ago

I probably already have a thousand spiders in my house anyway so I'll gladly take the cash for being their roommate. Maybe 999 so they don't get pissed that I'm freeloading.