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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

When girls lock me in the utility room, they are "sexy". When I lock girls in the utility room, I'm a "rapist". World is cruel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Then just try to leave. If they try to stop you the situation kinda changes and would not be considered sexy anymore.

EDIT: also this has kinda changed in the recent years, where the initial situation could also be seen as inappropriate.

[–] spacesweedkid27 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're right, but this was a joke so you got whooshed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The utility room door does move a lot of air when it closes.

[–] spacesweedkid27 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not the door but the bad breath of me commenting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh. I presumed the smell was coming from me :D

[–] TheBat 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lois for sure pegs Supes. As she should. He lives a life where he's the strongest person in the room, no matter where he goes. He always has to be the big strong man with the weight and responsibility of the world on his shoulders. So, he likely has developed certain kinks as a result. A man with all that power and responsibility would almost certainly be submissive in bed as an escape mechanism. Hell, he probably has bondage gear laced with trace amounts of kryptonite or a red solar lamp so he can really feel it. Superman likes to get pegged, and I'm fucking here for it

[–] Num10ck 26 points 2 years ago

sharpen your crayons and get to work

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You’ve put some thought into this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

more than "some" thought, I think.

I'd wager theres a 80+ page fanfic on their computer somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Superman's been running since 1938, this is what it all lead up to. Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Only until he crushes that dildo with his ass as he convulses in pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Lois: shoots superman
Clark: haha got me i'm superman
Lois: the gun's blank

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man. Rule 34 did not waste any time on this show.

[–] ArtificialLink 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Rule 34 is if it exists there is porn of it. This image is not porn....yet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

IT'S LITERALLY THE NEXT FRAME

[–] vaultdweler13 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure ive seen this style before...

[–] ArtificialLink 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Source? For scientific efforts only of course

[–] vaultdweler13 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look up Dragon Ball Z chi chi rule 34, you should find the person who's style looks quite similair if not the actual artist. I aint sure though.

Edit: source is "funsexydragonball"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Whats the source on this? If there is any

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It appears to be by FunSexyDB, they have some more stuff from this show on X.

[–] Cstrrider 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is at least in the art style of the Adult Swim show My Adventures with Superman so maybe its a Manga accompaniment? Sorry if this was obvious I just heard of this show yesterday.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago

Sorry. Ain't got no sauce.

[–] errer 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I’m pretty sure Superman could break that knob by twisting it, maybe even break that door with a few good whacks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Not while Louis is working on his knob, he don't

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Bro just needs to walk straight through, no need to exert himself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Ah yes but then the jig is up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure Lois is locking the door to prevent interruptions from anyone else.

[–] kemsat 5 points 2 years ago

Lois is looking more succulent than usual… Actually, she looks like stupid sexy straight Tracer from Overwatch… I have to go.

[–] Cornfed 1 points 2 years ago

It's a blessing and a curse.

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