I've heard it this way:
What's the difference between erotic, kinky, and perverted?
Erotic is using a feather, kinky uses the whole bird, perverted is when the bird is dead.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Even kinkier if it's dead.
Thoroughly disagree. It's far kinkier if it's a live bird, capable of biting and scratching.
Yeah, but you can't perform satanic rituals with a live bird, so... IDK, that kinda kills the mood for me.
i disagree, because a life bird can everytime be "converted" to a dead bird
Yeah, if I can kill it, sure, that works for me... I thought I had to keep it alive.
Make sure you know whether that conversion is legal where you are though, wouldn't want to be investigated on suspicion of fowl play.
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