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submitted 1 year ago by BrownianMotion to c/jokes

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Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.

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[–] Little8Lost 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i disagree, because a life bird can everytime be "converted" to a dead bird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if I can kill it, sure, that works for me... I thought I had to keep it alive.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 0 points 1 year ago

Make sure you know whether that conversion is legal where you are though, wouldn't want to be investigated on suspicion of fowl play.