"Best I can do is a horse that reports crimes"
- Bethesda
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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If it's Bethesda they just provide you with the basic horse, only sometimes do all its legs fall off, you have to mod it to have additional functions, and stable legs.
This is the correct negotiation strategy. Ask for more than what you want, throw in something ridiculous, and the "compromise" ends up being what you were going for in the first place.
My Serenity prayer is begging the flying spaghetti monster to get in his time machine and uncancel Firefly.
ill take a pocket dimension outside of our timestream I can go to escape our universe which I will be doing like alll the time.
Top of my wish list is a death note.