this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, let's be reasonable and look at this from Irans point of view. Real porn is already illegal, and you see this perfectly tanned skinned bear shirt cocking you all day? How are we supposed to get any work done?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What about Donald Duck?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's little legislative language for banning furry porn that wouldn't also ban Winnie the pooh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

"The president shall appoint a furry porn expert who will determine what is and isn't furry porn"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Genitals is one. But banning furry porn would be stupid anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Hey, make them pay for your expertise, don't just give it out for free! Join the Furry Porn Identification Union today!

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't find anything saying Winnie the Pooh is banned in Iran, so I think this is just made up. It does get censored in China because people were using him to reference Xi Jinping (they sort of look similar).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There was an app that censored the phrase "winnie the pooh" for a few months, he's sold at toystores all over china and you can look up images and videos of Disney Shangai's Winnie the pooh ride.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Look at the name of the sub lol

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what I get for scrolling by new and not paying attention. Thanks! I'll leave it for entertainment value.

[–] Grabthar 5 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

so you're saying it's a lowqualitylie?

[–] darthsid 6 points 2 days ago

Well to be completely fair I did think it was weird he never had pants 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I feel bad for whoever's job it is to make sure all the bears in Iran are wearing pants.

[–] RustyEarthfire 2 points 2 days ago

I've just had the worst train ride...

[–] CliveRosfield 4 points 2 days ago

They’re onto something if furries and sonic are anything to go by