Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by gedaliyah to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre."

So he gives it to her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Two or three fingers?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Bonus for double barrelling it.