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[–] RustyNova 83 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love how "fuck" is the the only word censored when it's literally a map of swear words

[–] espentan 25 points 1 month ago

English speaking countries are among the few obsessed with censoring swear words, but yeah, it's ridiculous, isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I know. It's so fucking stupid!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it the Americans making images where the word "fuck" is censored or does the prudeness span the anglosphere in general?

[–] espentan 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Brits also have strokes if swear words aren't censored, but I'm willing to bet the Aussies have a more relaxed attitude?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well, yeah, but they're all cunts ;)

[–] RustyNova 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Black means promiscuous woman

Blue means defecation

Pink - sexual act

Green - cursing

Yellow - disease

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • Joder (Spain) - verb, to fuck
  • Porra (Portugal) - semen
  • Putain (France, Belgium) - whore

So this checks out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'll count it as Duolingo lesson for today

[–] RustyNova 4 points 1 month ago

Immediately way more interesting

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the same colors are the same-ish word across languages.

[–] hOrni 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So pink is "fuck", black is "whore", blue is "shit". What does green and yellow represent?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"fan" literally means "the devil" though no one thinks about that when using it as a curse normally.

[–] Jivebunny 1 points 1 month ago

I'm Dutch, yellow is disease. In this case cancer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought Finland's was perkele.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vittu is much shorter and more versatile. Easier to use several times in a sentence.

[–] bigFab 4 points 1 month ago

It is also more discrete, having a shorter reception radius than the harder sounding 'perkele'.

[–] hOrni 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm kinda disappointed. I always thought "kurwa" is exclusively our Polish thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Even some german people start using it. You cannot go arround making 80% of your language one word and then expect that no one will pick it up.

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 1 month ago

Well it does have protoslavic origins and is the same in south slavic languages just spelled kurba.

[–] espentan 6 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine gave a Mexican woman a lesson in Norwegian swear words after she rear-ended our car outside Vegas. I think she was impressed.

[–] Wizard_Pope 6 points 1 month ago

Love how these maps usually just have some random shit for Slovenia. This one even misspells prekleto.

[–] rkk 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hungarian writes it : kúrva from the verb: kúr (fuck)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where's the source on this? Porra being Portugals most used swear word seems wrong. Caralho or fodasse seem a lot more likely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sem dúvida que é Foda-se.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no one in Moldova says „la naiba“, we say „sî-ni bag pula“

[–] telllos 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Switzerland, we don't speak only one language putain de cazzo!!

[–] ooli 1 points 1 month ago

but german is the most spoken language, so Scheize make sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This has triggered my curiosity, now I want the map for the whole planet for each land's most curse word used

[–] Numenor 2 points 1 month ago

Source? Yer ma's gee.