this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
88 points (98.9% liked)

Low Quality Facts

369 readers
53 users here now

A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

founded 2 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 3 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Chuck would have been 60 in 1869 when Princeton and Rutgers played the first American Football game, for him to both know what a punt was, and traveled back to the Galapagos Islands at such an advanced age to kick animals, while possible, is highly unlikely

[–] KazuyaDarklight 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I suspect the ever bastardly act of animal kicking predates Football by a good margin.

That said, there is no evidence that Darwin was an avid animal kicker, though he did have a passion for hunting.

[–] chuckleslord 1 points 3 days ago

Charles Darwin experienced every moment of his life, past, present, and future, simultaneously. This is how he discovered evolution and knew what punting was.