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The Internet in Ancient Times

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Welcome to the stone age... or the bronze age... or the iron age... heck, anything with an 'age' is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.

CODE OF LAWS

1 - Be civil. No name calling, no fighting, keep your flint hand axes inside your leather pouches at all times.

2 - Keep the AI stuff to a minimum. It gets annoying and old fashioned memes are more fun for everyone.

3 - None of this newfangled modern 21st century nonsense. We don't even know what "21st century" means.

4 - No porn/explicit content. The king is sensitive about these things.

5 - No lemmy.world TOS violations will be tolerated. So there.

6 - There is no ~~rule~~ law 6.

Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.

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[–] PugJesus 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coinage is just a fad. Look at how easy the system is to game! We'll be back to silver ingots in no time, mark my words.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pff, modern nonsense.

Who has time for metallurgy at scale?

Tally Sticks. That's where its at.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone can counterfeit a tally stick. Now a cowrie shell…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck you, fuck this, I am just going back to directly bartering my many goats and cows.

(And wives).

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just talked to a Mayan buddy of mine and he suggested cacao beans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean sure.

Not my cup of tea, but you do you.

Just try not to lose your head if they try to recruit you into their local sports league.

[–] Whelks_chance 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly we should be using something more widely accepted, like Ningi

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ningi

[–] FordBeeblebrox 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m stocking up on all the leaves I can rake

[–] Whelks_chance 1 points 2 weeks ago

Far too difficult, just gather a few leaves and burn all the rest

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's an interesting article about inflation, currency devaluation, and how market effects that no one back then understood probably caused the downfall of the Roman Empire.

https://www.dailyhistory.org/What_Role_Did_Inflation_Play_in_the_Collapse_of_the_Roman_Empire

[–] rain_worl 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

for more images like the post, google "inflation porn"

[–] Kyrgizion 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, these have actual intrinsic value.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Intrinsic, ehh... Silver is shiny when polished, and doesn't rust (as much as other metals), therefore it looks nice, and therfore has value.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The material also has value from its material properties, not just its looks.

[–] Kyrgizion 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of the best conductors for both electricity and heat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is this "electricity" you speak of?

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's an alloy of gold and silver?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, no, an alloy of gold and silver is electrum, electricity is a city dedicated to the greek fury representing implacable anger.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yes, I'm always getting those two things confused.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Microbe is another word for germ.

Next time try an internet search.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Germ? The stuff those farmer guys get from their wheat because they're too lazy to hunt?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They mean it banishes bad humors, supposedly.

I still think bloodletting is more effective.