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Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why don't you just use excel for that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Bold of you to assume I'm not already.

[–] partial_accumen 9 points 2 days ago

DBAs: "Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions...oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though."

People: "My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Insert into mouth (food_qty, food_type) values (55, 'burger');

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But…what is your job?

[–] Chocrates 7 points 3 days ago

JUST TABLES

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They're so dirty!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Robert?