"You look like a lifeguard" made my friend spit his drink out with that one
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I have heard having autism being used as an insult
The strange part is that, even though i have autism and the person saying that insult knows that i have, i have never been called that, even avoiding to tell other people if asked
"If you enter a room it feels like someone was leaving" - but in an ironic way.
"Look at you! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic, if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothing!"
Kill yourself sound so weird to me
Given:
You lack the capacity to experience imposter syndrome.
Fuck you up the ass with a dirty spoon.
I like "mouth breather" from Stranger Things it has the right sound and pacing to make a good insult but doubles back as a wtf thinker moment. In an emo moment where the person wants to auto respond to everything in argument, it is funny to manipulatively force them to deny it, then call them out on how stupid they are for saying they do not breathe.
β¦ then call them out on how stupid they are for saying they do not breathe.
Either youβre a mouth breather yourself or youβre a Fallout ghoul or something.
Also the amount of times I heard people called mouth breathers when I was in the Corps is off the charts.
Sounds like a case of the crayon-eater calling the mouth-breather stupid..
Hahahhahahhahahahhahshajhahahahahhashahhaahahahahahahahhaha what a funny, original joke! Iβve never heard that before, not even a single time in my entire life! You should do standup!
Damn, did I touch a nerve?
Oh, are you actually a person and not ai?
Is that supposed to be the strange insult?
I mean it was such a low effort joke i just thought you were an ai bot at first.
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