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[–] PugJesus 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Explanation: The Roman Emperor Caligula, sometimes said to be mad, once threatened (or joked, depending on who you ask) to make his horse consul, one of the two leaders of the Senate. Caligula was a tyrant, a dick, impulsive, and petty, but one can argue he wasn't mad. Just... well, a tyrant, a dick, impulsive, and petty. And with a cruel sense of humor.

The Roman Emperor Elagabalus had a much more discernable form of madness - youth mixed with ultimate power. Elagabalus was a teenager when they (as their gender identity is a matter of perpetual debate) were oh-so-wisely granted absolute autocratic power over a continents-spanning Empire by the political machinations of their grandmother. Two of their more notable offenses were proclaiming themselves to be the Syrian sun god, and having young women hitched to their chariot like horses to pull them around Rome, whipping them all the while.

While you can say teenagers fulfilling all their most wild teenage fantasies with no one to stop them isn't 'real' madness, it seems closer to it than flexing on Senators and daring them to defy you as a petty show of power!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh, so like billionaires (~Caligula) and kids of billionaires (~Elagabalus), got it.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 month ago

Of course Elagabalus was the one with human ponies… lol.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Artist hears that a roman emperor used women as horses:

"Say no more fam, we got sauce to draw"

[–] PugJesus 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anonhistory is both blessed and cursed with Terminal Horny

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus 16 points 1 month ago

Anonhistory: "I can draw badass warriors, I know historical depictions, and I CHOOSE to draw anime girls"

I respect an artist who knows the rules so they can break them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Celtic Dommy Mommy? Yes, please!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the name of that Roman emperor that feigned to be "simple" just to ensure the praetorians didn't off him?

[–] PugJesus 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You may be thinking of a non-Emperor - Brutus, the founder of the Republic, pretended to be simple to avoid the last king of Rome, Tarquinius Superbus, from killing him. Brutus hid his competence until Tarquinius went too far, and then quite competently led a coup/popular revolution to oust him and replace the monarchy with a republic. 'Brutus' even means 'stupid' - and yet it became one of the most honored family names of Rome, lmao.

EDIT: Oh! Or you may be thinking of Claudius! Claudius was a scholar, but had a terrible stutter, a limp, and shook; he claimed to have played these up during the reign of Caligula to avoid Caligula seeing him as a threat. The Praetorians actually acclaimed him as Emperor after assassinating Caligula, though, despite Claudius thinking they were going to ice him too, lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks, it was Claudius, but I got Brutus for free, so that's a win on my books.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love a member of the Julian dynasty thinking someone being disabled makes them not a threat. Like motherfucker you’re in the dynasty of the epileptic twink that destroyed the republic

[–] PugJesus 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, come now! The Julio-Claudian dynasty is FILLED with fit, healthy, genetically perfect god-heroes! Why, we have...

  • Epileptic baldie too scared to admit he's a bottom

  • Sickly sun-averse twink

  • Mega-depressed paranoid potential secret pervert

  • Insane sister-fucker

  • Claudius

  • Neckbeard Supreme

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My little ponies!!

My big pony will be covering my job while I'm gone (on an adventure of friendship, & magic, and other kinky stuff).

[–] ellypony 2 points 1 month ago

man it’s always something with these guys