"Son, a good woman is like a deep-fried chimpanzee: rare, surprising, and certainly not what you expected, but somehow, she keeps you coming back for more."

[–] RizzRustbolt 8 points 2 weeks ago

"The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth."

[–] stupidcasey 5 points 2 weeks ago

The reason you are having trouble with this is your taking it as a metaphor, but in fact it is cooking advice, Makes a lot more sense now doesn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hate every woman I see, from woman-A to... what again?

Anyway I'm a ~~misogymnast~~ ~~mysogingo~~ I hate ~~deep fried monkeys~~ women.

[–] ChicoSuave 4 points 2 weeks ago

Batter the fuck out of them first?

[–] Pissman2020 3 points 2 weeks ago

He better be explaining this one seeing as it's a simile

[–] bamfic 3 points 2 weeks ago

Explaines easily by examining what is really in his pipe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Deep Fried Chimpanzees would be a good gorillaz parody band