Initially, the investigation was on the skids but after gaining some traction they were able to solve the crime.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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The thief returned to steal their toilet. The police have nothing to go on.
Another thief stole all of the toilets from the station. The police have nothing to go on.
Dad joke, but good 😂.
Not every joke has to be crass! But keep your eye out, I've had a couple of reds so I might head nsfw shortly! 😊
By all means, NSFW jokes are the best IMO 😂.
Except the ones with babies... I used to think they were funny, but now I have a kid and... no, they're not funny any more...
Oh, I remember those. Like how do you get a baby out of a blender, type ones? I mean, they are still kinda funny dark humour. Obviously need to be tagged as such. My favourite one is quite visual, I could explain it, but its far better seeing someone go through the motion.
Anyway I'll leave those ones in the dark side of my brain.
Yeah, I still think a few of them are funny, mostly because of the punchlines... and I can remember a few of them right now, and I chuckle a bit, but then get sef-guilted into thinking it's not OK 😂.