this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] rtxn 21 points 3 weeks ago

There's your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.

[–] LouNeko 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Adeptus Mechnicus: "So? Seems like a normal day for me."

[–] Agent641 6 points 3 weeks ago

Praise the omnissan!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

[–] TAYRN 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So you got... caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all... seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Our prices i hope, aren't to low! Everything's black, I can't see a thing, and I also can't feel anything either!"

[–] coralof 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’d be the witchiest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.

[–] Nastybutler 5 points 3 weeks ago

That many necromancers can't come cheap

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's pronounced COH-ven...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!