Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by ConstantPain to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Congratulations!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be rough living life without thumbs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The joke is that thumbs typically aren't referred to as fingers (yes I know they technically are), implying that the OP only has 8 digits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i have never heard people refer to thumbs as a thing by itself and not just another finger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

English is weird. They don’t count toes as fingers either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

damn, imagine only having 8 fingers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The fingers of the feet