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First phones, now knives, bananas are remarkably versatile
What's the deal here? It's just a bread knife.
But that's the point. You don't need a knife to cut baguette. Just break it. With a knife, the Fr*nch can eat real bread, or "Schwarzbrot" as we call it in Germany
Gatekeeping ze bread.
/s
(Fwiw, the thing he is holding up is not a Schwarzbrot. Might be whole wheat or just wheat but colored with malt.)
Hmmm, malt
That is a painful baguette.
They all are, but so is that one.
painful
I see you speak Fr*nch
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Well, off to visit your mother!
Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.