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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Disclaimer: this is purposefully obtuse.

Other effects in the game which explicitly state they kill you:

Shadows, succubi, massive damage, death saving throws, beholder death ray (notably not even their disintegration ray kills you), power word kill, vampires, mind flayers, night hags, drow inquisitors.

Clearly, if they intended for disintegration to kill you, they'd have said so. Since specific overrides general, and there is no general rule that disintegrated creatures are dead, I rest my case. QED.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

It doesn't kill you, it turns you into an inanimate object.

Edit: And objects aren't creatures.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of Torchwood

[–] beebarfbadger 2 points 1 month ago

Fine dust does not have the consistency of chunky salsa, so it checks out.

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