Dead God trapped in a sword? Is there a hex-blade in your party?
And yeah I also make memes about my campaigns, they're just usually not very funny
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
Dead God trapped in a sword? Is there a hex-blade in your party?
And yeah I also make memes about my campaigns, they're just usually not very funny
The punchline is that, while a warlock, he is built like a twink and useless in meelee combat. Very much not a hexblade type. So the dead-goddess sword does him no good at all.
Isn't this the plot of Fire Emblem Three Houses
Casually wields Sothis's spinal column
Imagine a God of War... getting assassinated. How disgraceful!
One player would take lines she found funny and put them in one of those super flowey fonts over a fitting image. A couple I particularly remember
"I know how capes work okay? I'm a bear"
"He almost dies, but then he chooses not to"
"Is anyone a heavy sleeper?" "Yeah, I am." "But you're an Elf?" "Yeah"
Next panel shows the sword surrounded by flames, angry scribbles, and those "menacing" kanji from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Little sidenote; those are katakana, not kanji.
To give more context, they're entirely different writing systems; kanji are words and verb-roots written in Chinese characters, katakana simply represent the sounds of loanwords and onomatopoeia. In this case the “menacing” part isn't represented by a word with meaning but by the sound of rumbling thunder, writtem as ゴロゴロ (goro-goro). There is no dictionary definition for this, only sound, so they're written in katakana instead of kanji.
Japanese is such a difficult language
Thanks, tho. I learned something :P
Being informed of the lack of context was actually quite refreshing.