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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

[–] ngdev 10 points 1 year ago

sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

[–] robocall 10 points 1 year ago

humans have really fucked up this planet

[–] ahbi_santini 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Experts says a lot of shit

[–] Shialac 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?

[–] MudSkipperKisser 5 points 1 year ago

Personally I can’t wait

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get "crack baby" vibes from this piece

[–] LemmySoloHer 10 points 1 year ago

"Crack Baby Shark" would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

[–] totallynotarobot 7 points 1 year ago

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.