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submitted 2 months ago by MimicJar to c/thesimpsons

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1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Dad! Your hands stuck in the points again!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No Maggie! Ollll-mec

[–] MimicJar 11 points 2 months ago

Correct!

[–] son_named_bort 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

[–] alquicksilver 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

[–] son_named_bort 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know.

[–] alquicksilver 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Save a guy's life, and whaddya get? Nothing! Worse than nothing: just a big scary rock!

[–] MimicJar 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded.

[–] dingdongmetacarples 5 points 1 month ago

If I hadn't written that nasty letter we wouldn't have gotten anything.

[–] very_well_lost 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Xtapolapocetl!

[–] homesweethomeMrL 5 points 2 months ago

Well, whatever it does, it’s doing it now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oooh! She said burlap!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

love that the legends of the temple guy got his start as a guest star on the simpsons good for him