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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you insist

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your penis is adorable

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] Feathercrown 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] SidewaysHighways 3 points 3 months ago

Chomsky honk