this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] Feathercrown 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] SidewaysHighways 3 points 1 month ago