this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2023
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[–] x4740N 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

People should really familiarise themselves with their microwaves instruction manual because using a microwave isn't just putting something in the microwave and punching in some random amount of time

You need to use power levels with certain foods to avoid over cooking or under cooking them

And if your microwave has a re-heat setting use that set up properly

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions? Power levels? Nah, just keep chucking stuff in there and mashing 30s until something happens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same. Reading manuals and messing with whatever finicky-ass UX they have for adjusting power or whatever other gimmick setting sounds… well… I’ll save that kind of thinking for the rest of my life, where the downside, if I don’t do it, will be more than just cold food.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't know how to use the microwave? Jail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Knowing how to use microwave, believe it or not: jail. Right away jail.

[–] kamehameherp 2 points 1 year ago

My microwave goes over 9000, is that normal.

[–] MaxVoltage 15 points 1 year ago

mate im lucky if i can find a rock to open my beans with

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nuke it until it's hot enough to melt my mouth.

[–] Creyapnilla 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, Absurdism is better!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, I just eat cold beans out of the can

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I call that entropy's icy kiss

[–] Laticauda 1 points 1 year ago

Just let it sit for a little while until the hot parts warm the cold parts.