this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

When I was in college my room was in a house on the end of campus right across the street from a cemetery. Best neighbors I’ve ever had.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I actually remember learning that no one living in that area could be buried in the cemetery. Fun fact!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because living people usually don't get buried. Only dead ones

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

You'll be pleased to know that despite your attempt I got someone with that joke :)

[–] MsPenguinette 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s such a weird rule. I wonder why. I guess maybe they don’t want to have superstitious buyers in the future worry about ghosts having a short commute back to their old homes?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What? No, it's because they're still alive silly :).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Ayyy gottem

[–] spankmonkey 8 points 1 day ago

Buuuuuurrrrn!

[–] atomicorange 3 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, dead IS better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If tv shows have taught me anything, with the right mob connection you can get an exemption to that rule.

[–] kautau 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well maybe if Billy Batts woulda’ kept his mouth shut he wouldn’t be bleedin’ out in the trunk of the Cadillac

[–] Im_old 23 points 1 day ago

I moved next to a cemetery. When asked how's the area I loved to reply (accompanied by my wife eye roll) "dead quiet!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't have thought it would be so quiet, what with the coffins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's actually loud because it's so busy there. You could even say it's the dead center of town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

What about the neighbors next door though?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's Mt Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY if anyone's interested. Really cool cemetery to walk through!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it really? I remember Mt.'Hope being more flat, but I've only gone to the side with the tennis courts and the soccer field (for anyone that doesn't know, the University of Rochester and a bunch of it's facilities are right next to Mt. Hope, a sort of cemetery/public park hybrid).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yup, closer to downtown further away from UofR, closer to Ford St Bridge it gets very hilly

[–] disguy_ovahea 9 points 1 day ago

They may sell due to high demand. I hear people are just dying to get in there.

[–] Balthazar 4 points 1 day ago

Right in the dead center of town!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I came for clever zombie jokes. I am leaving disappointed.