Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?
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have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1
My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."
My bugs will outlive me
They're on your eyelashes.
You’re never lonely with all your Demodex friends.
Where there's bugs, there's hugs!
Leave me alone.
..."inside of you"
Eyelid bugs
Get out of my head charles