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Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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You always know the perfect thing you should have said, but 5 years later. (lemm.ee)
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[–] MercuryGenisus 4 points 4 months ago

Wait, your saying I have super powers? Fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I kind of already have it, man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

perfect if you're in the avengers universe and get thannos snapped and 5 years becomes nothing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's just torture