MercuryGenisus

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[–] MercuryGenisus 178 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

[–] MercuryGenisus 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As someone on a phone that can't get the video to load for some reason, can you please spell the sound as phonetically as possible for all our amusement?

[–] MercuryGenisus 43 points 1 week ago

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

[–] MercuryGenisus 7 points 1 week ago

I love how you think it's over then some mfer gets out of the car like "wut"? Like, what the hell? I'm here saving your ass, what were you doing?

[–] MercuryGenisus 12 points 4 weeks ago

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–] MercuryGenisus 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy is a real champ. It must be hard having no arms or legs and being a fashion model. But putting the shoes under him just seems petty and mean.

[–] MercuryGenisus 16 points 3 months ago (9 children)

That is awesome. And maybe this is a dumb question but... Would that actually make the report of the gun louder?

[–] MercuryGenisus 6 points 8 months ago

I wish I could show this comment to people who built a multi million dollar project for the government using just these kinds of tools. But maybe you can only get away with that kind of thing in government contracting work lol

[–] MercuryGenisus 1 points 8 months ago

That's what I said when I joined a place that wrote almost everything in blueprints. Somehow all the other devs didn't think it was possible.

[–] MercuryGenisus 104 points 8 months ago (8 children)

It's code, but without automated tests, comments, style rules, and often stored in binary files making change management a nightmare.

It's trying to paint but you can only use your fingers and also one of the other devs ate all the red.

[–] MercuryGenisus 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.

[–] MercuryGenisus 7 points 8 months ago

This thread went unexpected places. I can't even imagine the pain. I hope you keep printing little bits of joy for them.

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