We need some appreciation for wanksucker.
Also, fuckfuck.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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Wankstick is more popular whatever that means
New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi
I'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.
Wankclown here for me
I wanna know who's calling people dirthead
Butt Boy, squire to Ass Lord
I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.
Doesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?
i don't think that one would generally be derisive
What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af
Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.
Where are all the dip-goblin users?
Hit up YouTube and type in "dip video". You'll see how dumb things get.
Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.
Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.
But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.
The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.
And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !
you just have terrible taste, dipclown
I'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.
I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?
As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".
The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin!
this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins
Total dumbnozzle move.
German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.
The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.
I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.
I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this
Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults
Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.
...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.
Cruel disregards ,
YT
yall a buncha dumbgoblins
I think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.
Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together
poopgoblin when?
Wankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth
Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.
Can we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.
Damn libnozzles over on r*ddit!
I'm just a teenage
dirt 🟥
Missing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.