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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ballistic corkscrew penis.

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[–] ceenote 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Make sure it's a duck you're taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if you can't tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.

[–] bitchkat 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The goose is only a nuisance if you don't want to harm it (I'm in the not harming geese camp). If you're planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I see so many variations on this meme, but I still don't know what he originally said. ~~And at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.~~ What's the original?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What the actual duck?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If the ducks are larger than the others, you can actually just go and take them. Those are escaped domesticated ducks.