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So that's bad, yeah, but just how bad is it? With help from Google and The Numbers' movie comparison feature, I can tell you this: It's really bad.

I present to you...

An Incomplete List of Shitty Videogame Movies That Made More Money Than Borderlands

(in no particular order)

  • Warcraft ($439 million)
  • Max Payne ($88 million) Doom ($59 million)
  • Street Fighter ($99 million)
  • Assassin's Creed ($241 million)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ($336 million)
  • Hitman ($99 million)
  • Mortal Kombat (but Mortal Kombat is actually good) ($122 million)
  • Need for Speed ($194 million)
  • Five Nights at Freddy's ($297 million)
  • Uncharted ($401 million)

One big-budget, big(ish)-cast Hollywood film Borderlands managed to beat, which I bring up only because I paid good money to see it in theaters and I'm still sore about the whole thing, is Wing Commander, an utterly execrable celluloid waste of time and effort that bumbled to $11.5 million globally. Frankly I'm surprised it did that well.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The FNAF movie is actually not that bad. It surely isn't masterpiece, but its good movie and also understandable for someone who barely knows anything about fnaf.

[–] Telodzrum 3 points 1 month ago

I still think The Banana Splits is a better movie, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you spend MILLIONS of dollars for marketing anything, you're a cunt

[–] derfunkatron 2 points 1 month ago

This has to have been some form of egregious waste.

I can’t recall seeing any promotional material for this besides the trailer being reposted to talk shit about the movie.

[–] Retreaux 2 points 1 month ago

Found Butcher!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t think the movie was that bad. Sure was predictable, but it was fun.

[–] Snapz 1 points 1 month ago

She looks so much like John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) in that photo

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