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[–] NegativeInf 74 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Looks like beans and rice again tonight boys!

Who am I talking to? I can't afford friends

[–] Harvey656 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Your supposed to pirate friends off the deep web.

[–] NegativeInf 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a friend, would you?

[–] naticus 19 points 3 months ago

I do that from my other account.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just watch out for viruses.

[–] NegativeInf 2 points 3 months ago

Make sure your friends are printed with masks.

[–] jaybone 4 points 3 months ago

Mathew Perry is rolling over in his residuals.

[–] rockSlayer 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm pretty affordable as a friend, I'll be yours for $5. I'll even use it to share some ramen

[–] robocall 3 points 3 months ago

Just beams and rice for me. I don't think I can afford beans. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tuna with saltines or rice or in sandwiches is pretty affordable, too. That was my good go-to. Then of course there were things like toast with butter and garlic powder. Maruchan ramen, naturally (none of that Top Ramen nonsense). Oh, and french fries! A potato is cheap.

[–] NegativeInf 4 points 3 months ago

I try to limit my tuna to a couple times a week. I already bioaccumulate enough plastic and PFAs, don't need to add too much organic mercury to the pile. But agree on the maruchan.

[–] Echo5 3 points 3 months ago

Your cats apparently ?

Idk I just lurk here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really like the generic phone that is clearly intended to be a specific brand without actually being one.

[–] robocall 8 points 3 months ago

It's probably called orange or some other round fruit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

YoU sHoUlDn'T LiVe AlOnE tHeN! GeT FiFtY rOoMmAtEs AnD sToP bLaMiNg ThE pEoPlE rEsPoNsIbLe FoR tHiS sHiT!

[–] Fedizen 4 points 3 months ago

i know food banks are stressed hut I highly recommend using them if you need them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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