this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’ll realize that until that moment, you’ve been walking around with a filthy ass and you won’t be able to look at toilet paper the same way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

tp is just for residue check before drying now

[–] friend_of_satan 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Oh, a little advice. When you hear a giggle and see that waterfall, you best press that green button." https://youtu.be/JZJ9s0o3ATE

[–] Stiffneckedppl 7 points 2 months ago

Getting that undercarriage rinse.