Boys have inherent value, not just instrumental value. Cute post.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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Hey speak for yourself!
So will they just stand around displaying their inherit value, or providing instrumental value equal to that of a delicious milkshake?
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
You would have to pay me, and even then...
Or, you know, it's a reference to a song by Kelis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
Edit: That led me to this instrumental mix of the song, which would be a pretty awesome dance track on its own.
I was focused on the information the referencer added. The song makes no mention of labor or idiots. The tweeting author's message is that there is a distinct value difference in laborers and idiots. Please excuse me, I took it too personally, because I am not only a laborer and an idiot, but I am also boy who is predisposed to an attraction to yards containing milkshakes. 🥤
boys implementing the superior solution of not mowing the lawn because f**k lawns.
deserving a milkshake for their ecological actions
good boys 👌
But of course not dairy milk because they are trying to do positive ecological actions.
"Hello, police? There's a group of boys fucking my lawn. Send help."
It's about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity
Got a bad run this time - all idiots. Gotta reroll I guess. Go get the blender back out.
Nah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it's the "construction site principle"
Whatever you do, don't give them straws.
Warm it up
The boys are waiting
Who drinks warm milkshakes?
The boys
Hot chocolate is just a warm chocolate milkshake.
The yard in question:
Meh. What flavor is the milkshake? Will having the milkshake even make life better for anyone?