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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man

[–] MeatPilot 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 4 weeks ago

Ultimate intimidation weapon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The penis mightier than the sword

[–] hate2bme 3 points 4 weeks ago

Actually audibly chuckled