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[–] Drunemeton 55 points 6 months ago

The unmitigated gal:

“When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.”

[–] cybervseas 38 points 6 months ago
[–] someguy3 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That's two shakes from having your Jimmies rustled!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz

[–] samus12345 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tim Walz trying out for Fallout Boy:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Now that's the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.

Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.

[–] niktemadur 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well I'll be gosh darned.
Yer darned tootin'!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 6 months ago

Aw dagummit!

[–] DefiantBidet 2 points 6 months ago

Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my