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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Funny, but isn't the edge supposed to be almost impossible to get to, according to them?

[–] rustyfish 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, you have to go through an endless ice desert, filled with sniper teams and before you reach the edge there is a huge ass wall, literally stolen from fucking Game of Thrones.

There is this documentary supposedly happening with a couple of flat earthers traveling to the edge. Last thing I heard was too many famous flat earthers jumping off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

¿But how do those snipers get there?

[–] rustyfish 11 points 3 months ago

Idk? The Pizzagate bunker tunnels?

[–] jaybone 3 points 3 months ago

They take the bus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Because you have to go through China and traffic is a nightmare?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] woodytrombone 4 points 3 months ago

"Edge me, daddy"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Know what? Yes, take me to the edge. I'll go willingly. But if there's no edge and we end up going in a circle, you have to post a public apology and campaign against your former tribe. Deal? If there is an edge I'll do the same. The other deal is I start blasting if you try and jump me so why not prove your theories instead?"

That oughta shut em up for a while. They know deep down they're wrong, they'd never take you up on that.

[–] SiegeRhino 3 points 3 months ago

punchline as title 🤪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

the ass was flat