this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 116 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

hes really mean to me

become friends with him

[–] FireRetardant 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Spiralvortexisalie 13 points 3 weeks ago

Literally explained everything in the post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly same

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Because having someone, even if they treat you badly, can be better than having no one.

Source: fuckin been there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I did this in school, the bullying got less severe because of it.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The whole plot was going there and then it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Here is the second half by popular demand

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

4chan has really perfected the disaster narrator

[–] B312 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Sweetpeaches69 7 points 3 weeks ago

How wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

There we go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Faith in humanity restored

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Let's fucking go

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

at least that way we know its real

[–] SendMePhotos 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He cut ended the story right before it started.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a second season?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I waz waiting for the "choo choo".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

racist what now