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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who wants to live forever?

[–] Donkter 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not me, but it would be fun to live 3 times.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm all for eternity with an opt-out choice. But forever without parole? That is hell.

[–] applebusch 7 points 1 month ago

I understand why people always say things like this. It's the not having a choice that ruins eternity. Fortunately it seems that such a fate is physically impossible in this reality. Even if you were made of the most durable possible material, you would still fundamentally be composed of baryonic matter, which means if you fell into a star, collided with a celestial object at relativistic speed, or fell into a black hole, you would surely die. There is always a way out for an enterprising immortal, and afterwards sweet nothing.

[–] samus12345 29 points 1 month ago

"Christianity again? After cowboys? You went all the way back around? Oh, god, why can't I die? This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Been looking for this for a minute. Thanks.

[–] Matriks404 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What happened to his kid? That is terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on if he went back in time or jumped to a different parallel universe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Seems like it would be going back in time since Mario isn't old in the last panels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe his consciousness was transported to a new version of himself in that other universe. Like quantum immortality theory

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Always has never been.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Maultasche 9 points 1 month ago

~~Moira~~ Mario X

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bah bum bah budahda budahda buhhhhh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This is why Mario eventually turned into a cyborg and tried to wipe out the Mushroom Kingdom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

One for Peach, one for Bowser, and one for the shroom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It’s-a Nietzsche’s eternal return

[–] insight06 2 points 1 month ago
[–] BobbyGasoline 2 points 1 month ago

Didn't the ending have the text, "What the fuck"?