this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

So they're drones that look like drones?

[–] NegativeInf 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, they kinda look like birds. But the stiff wings really do give it away somehow. Very bird uncanny valley.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The whole point isn’t to convince troops who are paying close attention. It’s to trick troops who see them out of the out of the corner of their eye while doing something else.

[–] NegativeInf 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair enough. I'm looking forward to our ordinance laden robot swallows.

[–] trigg 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting hand grenades migrate?

[–] NegativeInf 1 points 1 month ago
[–] MTK 5 points 1 month ago

Like I would fall for the classic "We couldn't possibly have this technology because look! This is our best!"

We all know that birds aren't real, and no amount of sheep propaganda is goind to convince me otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait until they see the drones the dude at New Mexico Tech is making out of dead birds.

[–] unreachable 5 points 1 month ago

Australia harnest emu drone power

[–] Mvlad88 1 points 1 month ago

Prepare the carcase

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

We have those too, they are common all over the world, even under water.