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Rough Roman Memes

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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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  1. No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, etc. The past may be bigoted, but we are not.

  2. Memes must be Rome-related, not just the title. It can be about Rome, or using Roman aesthetics, or both, but the meme itself needs to have Roman themes.

  3. Follow Lemmy.world rules.

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[–] Batman 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When a turtles eggs hatch the baby turtles know to run to the ocean. That is why this is called the testudo(turtle) formation. Because when Romans are born they naturally get in this formation.

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 6 months ago

Conclusion: all Italians are descended from amphibious reptiles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, imagine if you raised an emperor this way! I'm sure they would be universally loved and not go down in history as a villain of any kind. /s

[–] PugJesus 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"It could be, perhaps, that his toga was too tight.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his boots were two sizes too small."