Out of Context DnD

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For those times when you say something during a TTRPG session, and think "wow, I shouldn't say that in real life..."

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Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone? (self.outofcontextdnd)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by makeshiftreaper to c/outofcontextdnd

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Player 2: I don't even know what that means

Me: Exactly!

Defenestration (n): the action of throwing someone out of a window

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[–] Rhynoplaz 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Been my favorite word for a few decades now!

[–] dogsnest 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I prefer akimbo.

[–] Rhynoplaz 2 points 4 months ago

So, is there anyone else that thinks of Jojo the idiot circus boy when they hear the word akimbo?

[–] Electric_Druid 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of those words that folks reeeally go out of their way to use

[–] makeshiftreaper 1 points 4 months ago

Look, I was in a room with only a door and a window. I had some evidence that needed to be disposed of before the rest of the group opened the door. It was the best solution I had in a short period of time