Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice
Get outta here Snaaaail!
Yah! Yah!
🧂🐌
It's a horrible experience, by the way.
Not exactly fun for the snail, either.
This brings tears to my eyes.
....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!
"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"
I'm learning so much from this community.
Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.
If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.
Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done
Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.
I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.
No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish