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If it's the end of time tonight I wanna tell youse I love youse all and I'll be going out with a bang. ♥ 🍺

Good morning. 🤗 It's freezing.

Today's title is to celebrate the Fluffy Butt family's achievements and new beginnings.

So the go live was a disaster. to be fair it worked for the first 10 minutes or so. Its the 11th where we started to run into problems. Turns out when the vendor says "yep no worries". what they REALLY meant to say was "Yep? No. Worries!" We got lionel hutz'ed!

And now the blame game begins, but we cant do much when the vendor straight up lies, can we? I didnt pick the vendor or the product. And I'm MORE than happy to call the Vendor and say "Listen here fuckface, you screwed up BAD how are you going to fix it!?" but I dont think the business want me to do that for some reason.

Someone at Crowdstrike is getting fired 😂

Anti gratitude!

I cannot feel my toes. Left bread directly under the radiator to rise overnight. It sunk. Fragrant brick for breakfast.

I went to the supermarket and spent money without feeling guilty for being frivolous and buying fruit.

Felt good.

The thing I'm looking forward to the most is moving into a place that has insulation.

Slept in - for me - until about quarter to seven then was pinned for an hour by the felines.
What a life, as the yiayia would say.

There’s some sort of mass outage happening. Half the checkouts in Woolies Oakleigh wasn’t working and a constant announcement complex wide alerting us of a technical problem.

The Rush hour on Triple M wasn’t playing and came podcast only and have mentioned banks going down in the CBD and their own equipment wasn’t loading to air on radio.

I wonder what’s going on.

Royal Exhibition Building bought top much of all the great alcohol and condiments from the stalls!

At a pub for drinks, getting Korean BBQ for dinner later.

So cold, but damn I love my MIL and her partner. Never thought I'd be a part of family that's so close and supporting 😭💜

My teams work computers keep blue screening 👌

Hooray in the middle of the crowdstrike crisis I bought w/e goon with real cash monies :) got a few dirty looks though from goonless people.

Was up at 3am again today, but forced myself to go back to sleep until 7am.

Going out to see MIL today, so looking forward to seeing her. She's like the mum I wish I had. She always tells the story of when she first met me and knew her son wasn't coming back to Perth lol. Such a treasure of a human, and it's been a year and a half since we've seen her.

Unsure if I want to go to the footy with them tomorrow though, West Coast vs St Kilda iirc. MIL's partner goes for WC, she and my partner go for Freo, of course. Here I am, lil bomber supporter. I suppose, as a Victorian, I ought to go for the Saints.

The last time I went to the footy was back in the mid-late 2000s. My friend and her family were/are Carlton supporters, and it was Essendon vs Carlton. Essendon won that game, was close too iirc, and the drive home was AWKWARD! Took everything in me not to be all in their faces haha.

/endtextwall

Gratitude thread :)

Thanks @Catfish for starting the anti-gratitude thread :)

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I swear quick oats sachets tasted way better when I was a kid. Kinda shit now? I'd prefer plain oats

Windy. Had to brave the outside to trim some branches that the wind was blowing against the bedroom window. I considered if I could put up with it and do it tomorrow, but no, too annoying. In bed with electric blanket on now. Cosy.

Computer says nooo.

Holy crap. That wind outside is really bad. Thought the gust was about to take my roof off.

Now I regret not going to the supermarket yesterday.

Hooray. Footy tv feed is working!

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Late night run last night to the strange and liminal spaces that is bunnings after dark. Why? Well, you see, his lordship accidentally hooked his spunding valve to the beer line on a pressurised keg ferment and we realised we really, really need all the furniture in the brewery to be on wheels so we can hose that room out if need be....

^but at least it really smells like a brewery now^

Coles site is down

Cheers everyone 🍺

work uses windows too but everything is perfectly fine